Some random Sunday-morning stuff:

The new PGA season has begun, after a break of, like, 5 minutes since the last one ended.

Vijay Singh is still on the top of the golf world, which is pretty cool considering he turns 42 next month and doesn't appear to have taken the clear or the cream.

But that's not what got my attention this morning:

On the 17th hole at the Mercedes Championships, Tiger Woods hit a 370-yard drive that went beyond the fairway, past the rough, and into a hazard. Can you imagine hitting the ball 370 yards ... and having to take a penalty stroke?


"Warning: In the event you have the I.Q. of a cigarette butt, you'll probably find some way to injure yourself using our product"


Dave Lewis sends along the winners of the eighth annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by an organization called Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch.

The "winner" is the one I mentioned in the headline: A toilet brush that warns customers not to use it as a toothbrush (or, in Bill O'Reilly's case, a loofah).

Other labels:

* a kids' scooter: "This product moves when used."

* a digital thermometer: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."

* an electric hand blender: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."

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